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Like Shit Through a Tin Horn 

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

shit through a tin horn 

1. describing an extremely slow moving action
Ever since Uncle Otis had his hip operation, full speed for him is like shit through a tin horn.

The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.

Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit
That's some horny dog shit.

shithorn 

An exclamation used in particularly bad circumstances. Typically followed by the expression "Thanks for nothing," used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. Commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word shit because of its pedestrian nature.
John S.: Mrs. Johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!
shithorn by Princess Kashmir October 19, 2007

shithorn 

Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.
That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!
shithorn by pentozali June 5, 2011

Shithorn 

A term coined by SophiaMiniNinja in 2022, most likely meaning an edgy cow OC
5 of my many fursonas are shithorns
Shithorn by Bambianca October 31, 2022