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Hagerstown Shit Smearer 

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.
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Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.
"What a shitwanger."
Shitwanger by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

shitbanger 

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used
I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!
shitbanger by stevie-J August 20, 2007

shitranger 

1. A colloquialism to describe one who engages in any one of a number of deplorable acts popular at parks with a reputation for being a rendezvous for members of the homosexual community. More specifically, one who searches out partners for said engagements.

2. A meaningless insult to call any friend or foe.
"Good softball game tonight."
"Dammit they turned the lights out on us!"
"Uhh...we better jet. This place is crawling with shitrangers."

(ring, ring)
Your friend: Hello...
You: What's up shitranger?
Your friend: Good one...
You: Wanna drink beer?
Your friend: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: I'll be over in 5.
shitranger by Head July 29, 2004

shitbanger 

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.
my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.
shitbanger by michael October 27, 2003

shitbanger 

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.
You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.
shitbanger by michael October 27, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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