Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).
a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.

b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?
by SMODNUK October 4, 2007
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one who's ass reeks of pure stench- worse than rotted oxen flesh sitting in arizona sun for several years. the ruler of ass funk often despised yet admired by his closest of drinking buddies
My boy big herm is the holy shit god himself. He often clears out entire house parties with his anal attacks.
by rocafella and herm September 24, 2006
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God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.
God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!
by Fox June 18, 2006
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(n.) the feces of the almighty.

(adj.) Used to describe something INCREDIBLY awesome. Beyond simply being "the shit".
This Philadelphia Slick album is God's shit.

My hair is God's shit today.
by Annahoj May 18, 2007
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God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.
GOD SHIT! Fuck this game! Michael Vick is a fucking cheat code!
by Fox June 17, 2006
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1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.
1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet
by philip nader April 23, 2008
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This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.
Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.
by xorobyngrace November 20, 2007
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