Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!
by Shit_4_Brains June 9, 2007
I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!
by b'out son February 6, 2010
1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.
by Randy Tinklemuffin December 12, 2021
The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.
Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.
by Torra1187 June 3, 2010
Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 25, 2021