shit chat

a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where

fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat

by monkeyboi1992 September 8, 2007

Shit-Chat

dropping a Deuce/taking a shit and talking/chatting on a Phone

Nick: what's up ,what are you doing?

Rob: Nothing ,just dropping a deuce and thought I'd call for a leetle shit-chat.

Nick: Dope Son

by Slob Crunksley July 28, 2008

Shit chat

Facebook chat is not chit chat. It's shit chat.

Happens when you want to chat with someone using FB chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.

K: Hey
S: Hi!
S is offline
S is online
S is offline
S is online
K: Stupid FB chat. It's a total shit chat!

by User13579 November 28, 2010

Shit chat

when ur talkin shit about people behind their back

molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!

jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat

molly: fer sure :)

by mmmmhmm611 April 15, 2010

shit chatting

Your texting on your phone while you were shitting.

shit chatting not chit chatting.

Dude, i'm really glad you talked me out of that horrible decision last night when we were shit chatting.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity

If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.

by El Porter April 30, 2006

shit-chat

the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.

Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!

by Eyeball Ray August 5, 2011