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blast shit nickers 

the act of passing gas and getting crap all over the inside of your pants
Hey son, i found a brown stain on your pants while doing laundry, did you blast shit nickers again?

Shit on Blast 

the act of calling someone out
Mikey put Al's Shit on Blast for being late.

[put her shit on blast] 

to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people
After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"

blast shit knickers

the act of releasing small amounts of shit during the farting process
Johny, i was doing your laundry and i there was a brown stain on your pants... did you blast shit knickers again?

Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.
I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!
Blast of Shit by Clubie February 1, 2021

shit bastard 

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas
"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"