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8.
1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.
1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.
by assholecritic February 21, 2010
 
9.
A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.
"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."
by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003
 
10.
1) crap, poop, feces, ass butter, diareah, brown snake, dump, fly food, dung

2) a funny word that everyone says

3) a word you use when you stub your toe, shoot yourself in the foot, hit your head on the corner of the cabinet, fall down the stairs, crash your car, if the nuclear reactor across the street blows up, or you get pushed into a wall
1) shit

2) shit

3) oh shit
by irishmoron February 18, 2006
 
11.
everything, everyday, all the time.
I can't take this shit!!
by John the Baptist March 29, 2003
 
12.
The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.
1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT?
2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT.
3) Adjective - You're SHIT.
4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT.
5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT.
6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT.
7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT.
8) Admiration - Holy SHIT.
9) Question - You made shit, right?
10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT.
11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is?
12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT.
13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.
by Mateus Roque December 09, 2008
 
13.
anything. absolutely anything, be it good, bad, or neither. shit altogether replaces the words: stuff, things, and other such placeholders. SHIT is the ultimate sentence filler, capible of carrying great importance or complete uselessness.
'I heard some shit about her yesterday....yeah apparently she's a whore.'
OR
'He's been involved with so much shit lately.....I mean, he just signed a record deal!!'
OR
'Help me carry this shit, my waterbottle's in it and it's wicked heavy.'
by Abbyblabby July 31, 2006
 
14.
1.A word to describe our meaningless desolate and ugly lives we live.
2. Whatever the hell is on the bathroom walls
1. My life is utter shit.
2. What the hell is that SHIT on the bathroom walls.
by Erin February 24, 2003