shit-n-get 

Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders

"Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"

"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get

shit-n-get by surfwax January 5, 2008

Shit-n-run

When someone farts and leaves the room for you all to suffer their stench

Alex:(fart)

Jim:what the hell!

Alex:(runs and closes door)

Jim: don't just shit-n-run!

Shit-n-run by Alsk April 6, 2015

Shit ‘n’ shake 

The art of masturbating while defacating

‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.

Shit ‘n’ shake by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

Shit n' Ditch 

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

Shit n' Ditch by inalavalamp August 29, 2012

shit n hit 

The act of hitting a loaded bowl or joint whilst releasing your bowels in the toilet.

Mom: You sure were in that bathroom a long time.

Son: Relax mom, I was just shit n hittin'.

shit n hit by chris "hoagie" hoagland January 26, 2009

shit 'n' run 

When a friend or relative arrives at one's place of residence for the sole purpose of dropping a deuce and leaving.

My brother frequently pulls a shit 'n' run at my house during his lunch break.

shit 'n' run by darkkterror December 14, 2008

Shit-N-Split 

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.

That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!

Shit-N-Split by JXV030 January 17, 2008