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1. shit stabber
The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe
Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."
by Ste Apr 6, 2003 add a video
2. shit stabber
sausage jockey , uphill gardener, turd burgler, pile pusher, fudge farmer, nudging the chocolate starfish
being a fuckin shit stabbing batty boy
by feltcher boy Sep 9, 2003 add a video
3. shit stabber
One who partakes in the act of shit stabbing; copulating anally.
See, I told you he was a shit stabber.
4. shit stabber
One who stabs shit.A homosexual.
You know, Patricia…Al, he’s not had a proper girlfriend!

AL LOOKS EMBARRASSED.

Imagine this – thirty three and still no girlfriend! I used to weep at night, thinking he might be a Mary Queen!

PATRICIA:
American?

POP:
No! A Mary Queen! A poof! A shit-stabber!
by Robo the gay Oct 14, 2003 add a video
5. shit stabber
male homomsexual (offensive)
He's a dirty shit-stabber
by The Professor Jun 5, 2003 add a video
6. shit stabber
a homosexual
eee you dirty shit stabber
by dale winton Aug 6, 2003 add a video
7. shit stabber
one who has butt sex/anal sex
I heard Captain shit stabber over there got some ass
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