shit on the piss

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.

Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.

by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021

the shit and the piss

the Hawthorn Football Club.

I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.

by tigga72 September 24, 2008

shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting

I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting

by mr Cunninglinguist October 27, 2012

Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 29, 2020

shit and piss factory

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

by Jacklemen Hearse September 3, 2008

Shit with piss sprinkles

Something that's bad that gets worse i.e getting beaten up at a nightclub, then finding out someone fucked your missus.

Bad night last night fam was shit with piss sprinkles

by Keazy April 7, 2016

shit and piss and cum

When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude

"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020