The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.
Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"
by Kaboom Krew February 15, 2011
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what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder
Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!
by aaron January 24, 2005
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A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive
Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!
by NLR718 June 3, 2006
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used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
by britt69chels August 20, 2011
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"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".
Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"
by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010
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When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 16, 2008
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