get your shit off

To achieve something or have a good performance.

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.

by Spray Tan August 5, 2015

like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

by beanboy88 January 12, 2010

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when

Seinfeld is about to come on. Turn that shit off, boy, hurry before Seinfeld comes on; that show is gay

by OG Niggah December 7, 2005

get your shit off

the act of ejaculating, mostly while having sex or being pleased by a girl, but also by masturbation; the necessity of completing "the task".

"You gotta get your shit off"

by Mike York October 14, 2005

Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy March 15, 2016