Competition to assess who can shit the fastest
"Gonna have a shit off to see who gets the US presidency job"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 24, 2017
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Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"

-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"

-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"
If you film me I will kill you. Shit-off
-Nick Frost
by Samui Kitsune December 2, 2007
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Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
by pwnb0t July 21, 2009
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Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
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When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off
I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off
by Therandomone February 4, 2018
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Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.
...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...
by Tom W August 2, 2004
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A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.
For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks
by Andiblex June 27, 2018
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