A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.
It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
by handosome May 19, 2015
Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!
Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!
Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!
by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003
by Veebad March 2, 2004
the state of being extreamly pissed off.
by natas666 October 11, 2006
A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.
Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.
by MyBigTit February 22, 2011
Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.
by dexter sinister November 28, 2013
by Lauchris August 1, 2010