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Shitsolve 

A shitsolve is a substandard solution to a problem no one wants to solve but is sufficiently effective enough to fool a few people into the notion that the problem is temporarily resolved. Shitsolves have a tendency to pop up again in the most unexpected and unplanned ways cascading a subsequent river of shit on unsuspecting people.
"after weeks of procrastination and finger-pointing, the team delivered a shitsolve to meet the deadline, but everyone knew it was destined to came back and haunt them and anyone who touched it in the future."
Shitsolve by EuphoricOrange March 27, 2023
Related Words

shitolitis 

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically
what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.
shitolitis by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009

sisolation

A shortened and much more efficient method of saying self isolation.
I' ve got a bit of a cough, so I put myself into sisolation
sisolation by Jones the Steam April 5, 2020
A beautiful girl who many love and envy. Well known for her interesting sense of humor and uniqueness that people strive to find within themselves. Has a bad attitude with some but it only draws more peoples attention to her. Is cunning and sneaky, giving her an easy time getting away with things she should not be doing.
Pretty much, a Shimoli is a young attractive girl who many people wish to be like.
-look at her, she is perfect. i wonder who she could be?!
-well isn't it obvious? she's Shimoli.
Shimoli by aeriebaby July 30, 2009
A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.
Shinola? I don't know shit from it!
shinola by Cornholio November 4, 2003