Baby Shirt

One whim walks around in a shirt that fits so smug . One might even say it’s fit for a baby

Look how Michael walks around with his head high while wearing a off pink BABY SHIRT ,,,

Mumbling—— why are they looking at me

Baby Shirt by You know who -puto May 17, 2023

baby GAP shirt

A shirt that looks like it was made for a child or infant that is sometimes worn by teens and adults. Should never be worn by an obese female or any male. May be worn by sexy females, especially to show off their neathage / under boob.

Dude 1: Did you see that chick wearing that baby GAP shirt before?
Dude 2: Yeah that was sexy as hell!
Dude 1: Yeah it accentuated her neathage so well!!

baby GAP shirt by implicit March 28, 2008

Shit Baby 

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

Shit Baby by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010

Shit-Baby 

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.

Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.

Shit-Baby by McJoselyn March 14, 2009

Shit baby 

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

Shit baby by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

Shit Baby 

a guy who leads you on in a "relationship", and then doesn't have the balls to dump you when its over, but uses made up lame excuses instead of saying "its just not working for me any more", basically treats you like shit and can't end it like a man

Shit Baby told me he heard some things I had said about him, and that was why he wouldn't answer my calls or texts.

Shit Baby by flufferbot March 27, 2013

Shit Baby 

A Shit Baby is someone who's so useless, dumb, and dependent that it can't even come out the right hole. Instead of coming out of the pussy, it comes out of the ass while the mother is shitting; indicating why it's a Shit Baby.

That boy Pedro is such a shit baby he can't even use the bathroom on his own.

Shit Baby by PtheGcomingfromD August 27, 2017