When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.
Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.
by Akiyn October 13, 2020
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a piece of clothing that covers your upper body
by felicia4422 June 20, 2019
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Can be any piece of cloth that is used to pick up the remnants of 300 million potential children. Every teenaged boy owns at least one and it can be found near his computer or bed. Usually a white shirt that is worn under the main shirt.

Usually white in color. If you or a loved one uses any other color, you are unashamed to show everyone what you do when you're alone or your man juice is colored differently, in which cases, you're either going to need to get checked for STD's or see a psychiatrist.
The shirt that you reluctantly wear because you forgot to put your laundry in the dryer.

The family member of friend that you reluctantly look at because he/ she borrowed THE shirt and is wearing it.

The shirt you wore to Thursday's Black Light Bowling Night and everyone mistook you for a sperm bank.
by SoggyPancake November 8, 2009
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to fart only to find some goo came out also.
dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!
by The Goose February 7, 2005
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Often mistaken for an undershirt, the A-Shirt is actually a quality piece of pimping attire. Usually worn underneath a mostly unbuttoned shirt, or by itself to helplessly seduce the ladies. Quality.
That pimp in that pink Cadillac is sportin' and A-Shirt!
by Cute Mark March 25, 2003
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A piece of clothing for average people; nothing special really.
Wear your shirt!”
by Darkness666 November 3, 2020
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The Shirt, also known as The Tshirt, is available on the Urban Dictionary shop for $30. It is customizable, with 6 different color choices and sizes ranging from Adult Extra Small to 3XL, as well as the ability to put whatever you want on the shirt. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised below definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Dude, you got The Shirt?"
Coltkin Drowtopper: "Heck yeah I did! Looks great, doesn't it?"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Man, I wish I had one."
Coltkin Drowtopper: "Guess what?"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "What?"
Coltkin Drowtoppe: "I got one for you, too!"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Floomp yeah, man! You're the best!"
by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020
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