shimpact

To shit on impact , When a person dies from falling or being struck by something they shit at the instant of impact and death.

Did you hear the shimpact after that dude got hit by a car

shimpact by Cory B666 February 11, 2008

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Simpact

An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.

Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.

E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!

Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.

Simpact by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020

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Gayshit Simpact

Also known as Gayshit In fact, its a shitty game for people who want ti gamble their life savings away.

Gayshit Simpact is a shitty game

Gayshit Simpact by delayed420 August 7, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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