Shimp

A person who both ships two people, and simps for one of them as well.

Shelby is a shimp
Friend: I ship Wordgirl and Tobey, but simp for Tobey too
Me: Oh, your a shimp

by zesty hurdle girl March 13, 2022

Shimp

A person that sells Sheep for sex. Usually to persons that get arousal from intercourse with sheep in the Scottish highlands.

Hey, do you know if there is a SHIMP up in Donside? im looking to hire a sheep for the night.

by Jonny Walker - Westhill Mafia September 29, 2018

Shimp

A shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn't have a name but should, or you just can't think of the right word..

your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says "hey, pass me that shimp"

by The Captain Matty June 18, 2009

Shimp

v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments

Nic just shimped his status again.

by Snyz December 16, 2010

Shimp

Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.

It is not used as an alternative word for poo.

It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.

"Oh shimp, I cut my finger!"

by chocolateANDvanilla May 28, 2009

Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning October 29, 2008

Shimp

A girl who tries their very hardest to win over a guy.

This is also related to simp.

Did you know that Jessica is a shimp?!

by DISCToastyy March 21, 2020