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6.
Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.

It is not used as an alternative word for poo.

It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.
"Oh shimp, I cut my finger!"
by chocolateANDvanilla May 28, 2009
 
1.
a big headed tall person with big goofy ears and looks mentally handicapped
Damn shimp is a big pussy.
by rgp2 December 05, 2010
 
2.
A she-pimp. A woman who sells out other women (or men) for sexual acts.
Stacey: "Where did Autumn disappear to?"
Aaron: "She's a shimp, she's probably checking up on her bitches."
by AMmayhem October 16, 2005
 
3.
Some Hoe I Might Plow
Dude look at that SHIMP over there.
Yeah man, she be lookin' damn fine. I'd plow that
by Shimpmaster 101 May 23, 2011
 
4.
A shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn't have a name but should, or you just can't think of the right word..
your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says "hey, pass me that shimp"
by The Captain Matty June 17, 2009
 
5.
v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments
Nic just shimped his status again.
by Snyz December 15, 2010
 
7.
When you have a very small scrotum.
Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.
by Ryan Fanning October 28, 2008