*after spilling a freshly poured glass of red wine on your new shirt"

"wow. I'm TOO shim.."
by tooshimfosho January 1, 2010
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A "female" with extremely manly features including body hair, flat chest, beard, mustache...etc. A very gruesome sight and should not be allowed to wear anything other then a full set of clothes (sweater, sweatpants)..no bellyshirts. A Shim also possesses the manly features of height and width.. averaging 200+ pounds and measuring in at a stunning 6+ feet.
WOw that one girl staci in our school looks like a shim dude. thats crazy.
by LL_coolJ February 2, 2006
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Shim is everybody's friend. She is butch. I crave her!
I never got to ask Shim but she'll probably be there.
by ^&/ March 3, 2007
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A girl who pretends to be a guy on the internet, because she doesn't get enough attention as a girl.
They normally pretend to be gay and say shit like "ZOMG j00 PWN LUFFLEH SPIFFEH LLAMA SPORKEH" (btw, that fad is OVER).
Me: That's a shim, bbycakez.
Shim: I ish not a shim I pwneth j00!
Me: Lawlshim.
by anberlin March 18, 2007
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Shim (pronounced Shee-m) is a word used by drunken American girls when everyone else is speaking Spanish. It is often accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders, and generally means "Ok, Its alright with me" or "I dont know" depending on the context. It really can mean anything you want. Its actually one of the most important words in the English language. You dont know Shim? Whats wrong with you!!!
"Do you want to go the direction of the bustling market sounds"
"Shim" (Accompanied by shoulder shrug)

"Did you get rowdy at Kika last night"
"Shim" (Accompanied by wink)

"Donde esta le telo"
by DondeEstaLeTelo August 22, 2009
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To abstain from the use of drugs or alcohol.
"Lindsay Lohan just got out of rehab and now she's totally shimming."
by Im Shimming May 25, 2008
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an individual which shares both male and female sex organs.
yo, i watched shim do shimself last night.
by Jamster March 2, 2006
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