Shoptimistic 

To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.

My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.

Shoptimistic by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

shiptar 

Niggers of europe. Loves fucking goats and getting killed by Serb Army Special Forces. Worships the ground americans walk on and has more pornstars per capita than any other country in the world

Fuck you johnny! Serbia is coming. Shiptar death is coming soon

shiptar by REPUBLIKASRPSKAA July 13, 2023

Shopteria 

Shopteria the words combined of Shopping an Bacteria.
Online Shopping disease.

John was diagnosed by his peers of having Shopteria, the Online Shopping disease. Better wear a face mask.

Shopteria by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

shipt 

deriving from the word 'shit'. shipt has begun its climb into modern slang as technically is it not swearing. pronounced like 'shipped'.

(in a crowded public mall)

HOLY SHIPT!!!!!!

(mom pushing a stroller glares at you)

what? i said shipt.

shipt by psycho_paul February 3, 2010

shept 

In World of Warcraft, this is the past tense of having become polymorphed into a sheep.

Get on Stevesy's mob, he has been shept!

shept by Mister Perce July 21, 2006

Shiptard 

A term used to describe U.S. Navy sailors off of ships when in port on a naval base by the shore duty personnel. They are stupid, ignorant, rude, loud, and obnoxious. They go out into the town outside the base, get drunk, rape foreign girls and cause international incidents like bar fights, murders, and shoplifting which causes the base to look bad. The shore personnel look forward to their deployments and pray they will stay the fuck underway.

Bryan: Hey Chris, wanna go out into town tonight and get somethin to eat, then maybe hit up the bars?

Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there

Shiptard by disgruntled sailor November 30, 2009

Shupti

an absolutely sexy girl. she gets all the men. She's short but more powerful than all others. Shes a great friend and helps people with any problems :)

OMG ITS SHUPTI!! I NEED A FRIEND LIKE HER

Shupti by JaweedYES March 26, 2021