The act of being a
douchebag while simultaneously being very
grimy with your
money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-
bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.
Reluctant
friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?
D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.
Reluctant
friend: You sheisterly asshole.