shelf butt 

(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.

"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"

shelf butt by Bystrick March 22, 2003

shelf butt 

A large butt on an otherwise not large woman. So oddly large that it protrudes like a shelf.

If you just saw Jane from the waist up, you'd never guess how big her ass is ... what a shelf butt!

shelf butt by BWS June 13, 2005

Shelf Butt 

a bum that sticks out i.e like a shelf.

"you could set your glass on that shelf butt"

Shelf Butt by Scottski.M April 2, 2009

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

butt shelf 

The top part of a nice round booty where the full butt cheeks meet the small of the back. It must jut out and fill a booty-loving man's heart with passionate desire.

Damn, look at that cute little thing with the nice curves. I just want to rest my face on that sweet butt shelf.

butt shelf by 02050 loves 02333 November 16, 2011

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality 

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

butt shelf 

The bottom part of a nice ass where the butt meets the leg. There is definetly a crease. People with elongated asses that blend into their thighs don't have one.

Guys checking out a girl with a nice tight ass: Dude check out the that girl's ass. Do you see the butt shelf?

butt shelf by Karen/Owen May 21, 2006