shitstracted

When you have to poop so badly that you get distracted from whatever you are currently doing to go and shit.

After eating some Chipotle I was trying to tell Jacob about a dashing set of bitties I saw when I got shitstracted and left.

shitstracted by DaleHowerchuck May 12, 2014

Sheinstreme 

when an article of clothing is obviously fast fashion, and made of cheap material, usually with some god awful pattern. A shirt can be sheinstreme without having been from shein as overdone and cheap fashion can be found in any particular store

This patterned shirt is a little too sheinstreme for my tatse.

Sheinstreme by natbratttt June 29, 2022

sheista 

1. A variation of the word "shit"; to be used when saying shit may be inappropriate.

I'm so sick of your sheista!

sheista by webmaster enigma February 12, 2004

Shitstravaganza

When one walks into a public park restroom to find Van Gogh's "Starry Night" drawn on the floor and walls with feces.

Wife: How was your day, dear?
Park Worker: Oh, it was a regular shitstravaganza, babe.

Shitstravaganza by hotrodinvegas September 17, 2016

Shitstracted

When you get distracted while talking a shit and tie up the bathroom for too long.

Son what are you doing in there? It’s my turn. Sorry dad… I got shitstracted watching videos on my phone.

Shitstracted by the creeper October 30, 2021