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SHELFITIS 

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!
Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.
SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017
Related Words
shefit sheit Sheith shebitch Shenita shevitz shebit shefin Sheft Sheitel Head
pulchritudinous: means beautiful and statuesque and
perspicacious: means intelligent and knowledgeable
That was Shenita

The Lady was very Shenita
Shenita by Mahogany Sweetmeat February 18, 2010

sheritan 

The act of working a defined post with no breaks allowed, and the sun beating down on your arms with the short sleeved shirt burning ya skin
I worked that post the other day during my turkey and got a Sheritan
sheritan by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018
One who is kind, loving, and determined to be great. Shelita has an exceptional work ethic where many people don’t believe in her goals and aspirations, but she continues to strive. Shelita has been hurt a lot, but still continues to preservere through harsh situations. Shelita loves to cook, takes care of her family, and ultimately believes in being the best one can be.
Shelita by Shelita June 4, 2019

shelitha 

my mom is shelitha!
shelitha by breah123 March 13, 2012
A beautiful female with long dark hair some say she look like Pacahontas. Beautiful ,mind ,body and soul. She also love to dress to impress.
Man , look at sherita she is hotter than a 2 dollar pistol ! ! ! wheeeewww! ! !
Sherita by heavy hiitter January 28, 2012