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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
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Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky
e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again
Re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.
In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”
sweding by Morten Folkvord February 14, 2008

bird seeding 

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"
bird seeding by Pati Doku July 18, 2017
A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.
Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!
Speding by Jermyn December 28, 2007
When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.
Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?

cell shading 

A styalized technique used in videogames with bold colors and/or bold lines to create a flat cartoon look on 3D backgrounds and models.
Are they using cell shading in that new game?

Yeah, it looks just like a cartoon.
cell shading by Josh February 1, 2005