sheating

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

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Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

Sheathing the flaming sword by tankajahari December 1, 2022

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sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

sheathing by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010