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The female equivalent of a douchebag, or "d-bag".
Guy 1: "I was talking to this chick at the bar who kept going on and on about LA this and LA that. Turns out she was from Oakland or something."

Guy 2: "Sounds like a total she bag."

Guy 3: "Yep."
she bag by Aaron Doobs February 3, 2010
Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. She Bag is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a She Bag! Like, tots embarrassing!
She Bag by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

dude-she-bag 

A douche bag, but referring to a person whose sex you are uncertain of.
- Dude, you know Chris Crocker on youtube?
- The homewrecking "girl"?
- Yeah, she's such a dude-she-bag!
dude-she-bag by Bountyliciousss April 15, 2009

She'd drain a bag 

It's what you say when you see a hot sheila, and is also another way of saying, "I'd fuck her".

Drain a bag = drain ya balls
Two dickheads takin a stroll at the shops and one of em spots a hot sheila.

Dickhead #1: "oi! Shes fuckin hot ay!"

Dickhead#2: "awwwh fuck yeah cunt, she'd drain a bag!"
She'd drain a bag by Borkie December 19, 2019

She-bagging 

The act of placing your vagina on an unsuspecting, unaware, or unconscious persons head or face; the female equivalent of teabagging.
Her sorority is notorious for she-bagging, Kaden passed out hard at the party and Destiny pulled of her thong and she-bagged him.
She-bagging by JackAwful October 3, 2014

she put her bagels on me 

Grace, she put her bagels on me