Practitioner and connoisseur of all things related to douchebaggery. Frequent consumer of items such as Formula 50 Energy Drink, Boost Mobile and Tag Body Spray.
An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.
Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.
A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..
All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..