That's so boom shazzle.
-- That's so cool.
That's boom shazzle...
-- That's stupid...
Dude, what is your problem? That was so boom shazzle.
-- Dude, what is your problem? That was so fucked.
-- That's so cool.
That's boom shazzle...
-- That's stupid...
Dude, what is your problem? That was so boom shazzle.
-- Dude, what is your problem? That was so fucked.
by Kaelith January 16, 2007
Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.
Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.
by Fluffy The Rhino September 9, 2008
A phrase used to describe the most incredible people on the planet - nay, the universe. Very few are special enough to have this name attributed to them, and if you are lucky enough to find someone with SHAZZLE DAZZLE, you must treasure them, for they are more rare than red heads with blue eyes…
Person 1: Oh my god. I think that girl might have SHAZZLE DAZZLE
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!
by jellyfishstingrayBOOM2 January 27, 2022
-Noun
All mighty monarch of the Grace Street populace. Very little is known of this powerful and callous leader. It is said that his style is impetuous and his defense: impregnable. He is believed to reside in his personal wing of the imperial palace. This wing is known simply as the "Master's Chambers" or "Master's Quarters". Within this glorious bastion comes a not so glorious allegation. It is believed that one of his steadfast servants has been mandated to live in an area known solely as the "Dog Pound". This individual is forced to remain naked, dressed in nothing but a dog collar (and ass-less chaps on special occasions). Leaked photographs have recently revealed the truly horrific state of the “Dog Pound”. The walls are soiled with feces and other bodily excrement. Due to these leaked photographs, King Shazzle’s castle has enlisted two new security measures to ensure privacy and safety. These security measures include large guard dogs (known only because of the large “Beware of Dog” signs hanging from the immense outer walls of the fortress). The other security measure includes a personal bodyguard known to have training in Mixed Martial Arts and Boxing. This guard is known by no other alias than Ballard. He is noted as wearing a Ballardhawk, made famous by the late Billy Mays. Most of King Shazzle’s life is a shrouded in secrecy. However, it is widely known that he does enjoy Asian Cuisine from Pei Wei and he also has as a taste for women in their 30’s.
All mighty monarch of the Grace Street populace. Very little is known of this powerful and callous leader. It is said that his style is impetuous and his defense: impregnable. He is believed to reside in his personal wing of the imperial palace. This wing is known simply as the "Master's Chambers" or "Master's Quarters". Within this glorious bastion comes a not so glorious allegation. It is believed that one of his steadfast servants has been mandated to live in an area known solely as the "Dog Pound". This individual is forced to remain naked, dressed in nothing but a dog collar (and ass-less chaps on special occasions). Leaked photographs have recently revealed the truly horrific state of the “Dog Pound”. The walls are soiled with feces and other bodily excrement. Due to these leaked photographs, King Shazzle’s castle has enlisted two new security measures to ensure privacy and safety. These security measures include large guard dogs (known only because of the large “Beware of Dog” signs hanging from the immense outer walls of the fortress). The other security measure includes a personal bodyguard known to have training in Mixed Martial Arts and Boxing. This guard is known by no other alias than Ballard. He is noted as wearing a Ballardhawk, made famous by the late Billy Mays. Most of King Shazzle’s life is a shrouded in secrecy. However, it is widely known that he does enjoy Asian Cuisine from Pei Wei and he also has as a taste for women in their 30’s.
Servant 1: King Shazzle, can I assist you in any way?
King Shazzle: Yes, please insure that no one sleeps in my bed while I am off conquering new territories.
Guard Ballard to Servant 1: Did you get those blood stains out from when I deflowered my boyfriend in the Master's bed?
Servant 1: Yes, they are clean. He will have no idea.
King Shazzle: Yes, please insure that no one sleeps in my bed while I am off conquering new territories.
Guard Ballard to Servant 1: Did you get those blood stains out from when I deflowered my boyfriend in the Master's bed?
Servant 1: Yes, they are clean. He will have no idea.
by Frickerrr June 30, 2009
When a dude Colemans a chick with his johnson in her coochie, pulls out, covers his jizz-covered unit with glitter and cake sprinkles, flips her over, does one anal stroke balls deep then the chick deep throats like a bedazzled chocolate fudgesicle
Man, Tammy told me to Shazzle Dazzle, but I was fresh out of glitter and cake sprinkle. I had to make do with coffee grounds and her metallic eye shadow
by JOHN Kocktosen June 8, 2018
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