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past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.
Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.
by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010
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2
state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.
"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"
by John Jug February 07, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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So tired from having sex you literally pass out
Mate last night we were at it for so long i shazzed
by QueefMitten January 27, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To be killed either intentionally or not by a screwdriver.
He got shazzed in the alley the other night.
by Tilly1962 May 24, 2010
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