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1.
past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.
Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.
by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010
 
2.
state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.
"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"
by John Jug February 07, 2009
 
3.
So tired from having sex you literally pass out
Mate last night we were at it for so long i shazzed
by QueefMitten January 27, 2009
 
4.
To be killed either intentionally or not by a screwdriver.
He got shazzed in the alley the other night.
by Tilly1962 May 24, 2010