M-Night-Shayamalan'ed 

When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.

"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."

".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"

M-Night-Shayamalan'ed by drbambam January 10, 2013

Shyamalan Groan 

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie

"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*

Shyamalan Groan by The Minn September 22, 2010

Shyamalan 

Someone who is spontaneous, sporadic, and friendly by nature, the epitome of good vibes. This person is the manifestation of the phrase “there are no mistakes” and someone who is smart yet a child at heart. Shyamalan is a person who you can stay up till 3 am with laughing, and in turn wouldn’t waver in staying awake with you and comforting you through your lowest because they’re so caring and love their friends. This person will lift your mood with their funny and positive nature and you can trust that they’d never let you fall of a swing! Think of any negative adjective to describe a person and Shyamalan would be the opposite of that. Consider yourself lucky if you have a Shyamalan in your life because they’ll bring you joy and be there for you whenever you need them (just like a Pokémon). This amazing human will listen to the shit you have to say every day without any complaint and make you feel way better with their greatly appreciated dirty humour and roasts.

You're never lonely if you have a Shyamalan in your life.

Shyamalan by PurpleHandGang January 12, 2021

Shyamalan'd 

When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, a proponent of twist endings.

Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalan'd.

Shyamalan'd by Nick S. June 19, 2006

Shamalange 

A set up or rip off

What a shamalange

Shamalange by Bj isle August 9, 2015

Shamamalay 

Pronounced (Sha-Mama-lay)

The word you say when you do not know how to pronounce chamomile.

“I see some shamamalay in your cabinet”

Shamamalay by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022

M. Night Shyamalan 

A director best known for making good movies earlier in his career and increasingly ill received movies as of late. His movies also infamously use twist endings

Interviewer: "Mr. M. Night we loved 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Signs' but how can ypu possibly explain 'The Last Airbender'?"

M. Night Shyamalan:" You think I will answer this question but"

M. Night Shyamalan by breakstress July 6, 2010