The term used when a cooch has never been shaven and then one day it is shaven by an inexperienced virgin girl. Normally the shave job is rough, scratchy, or overall terrible.
On retracting my hand from this broads pants my fingers were sliced by her roughly shaven twat. Hot damn!
by Rachael Brennann November 9, 2008
by The Big G June 23, 2004
a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.
by Ikhanic September 5, 2017
A hairy mary refers to the growth of a women's pubic hair surrounding the vagina whereas a shaven haven is when there is no hair at all due to shaving, waxing or laser therapy. 'Hairy Mary' tens to be made fun of as the name connotes virginity and lack of beauty when in actual fact either amount of hair can be favoured.
Sam: I can't choose between a shaven haven or hairy mary.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.
by knowitallabouttheinside December 26, 2011
Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.
One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
by BodyThief January 12, 2006
He is usually a really fun guy to hang out with, but he can start acting up and touching people. He also likes to scream
by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 27, 2022
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