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Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.
I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter
Shafter by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
Somebody acting bizarre, grimy or filthy. Originated in Philadelphia
"You scatted bro why you fuck the jawn Tima, you know she was burning?"

"He stay talking to high school chicks he scatted."
Scatted by From Da P September 17, 2021

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017
Shantel is a very lovely girl, the type of friend who is always there for you , a shoulder to lean on.

Shantel is cute and sexy in a very awesome way
I adore and love Shantel
Shantel by doctormystery August 22, 2019
meaning out of pocket or crazy. often occurs in situations regarding girls who are whores.
Leif: Brooo Nahirah came to my crib and chewed me and I kicked her out
Jah: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you โ€œscattedโ€ cannon!
Scatted by @Jahh215 April 24, 2018
To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.
Friend - โ€œHow do you think you did on that calculus test?โ€

Me - โ€œI felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.โ€
Shafted by Trevasaures June 16, 2018