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Shitbird
A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.
Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.
Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.
Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
Shitbird by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011
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Shaybird
The most beautiful, sweet, special and unique girl that you will ever know in your life!
She is your twin soul, your absolute soul mate... and she will make you feel free like a bird. Her love enables you to soar to places that you have never been to or even knew existed. She will bring you such happiness, inner joy and strength and make you feel as though you are a king or a god. Yet she will also make you feel as light as a feather, giving you the sense that you are able to fly so high above the earth. She is the most stunningly gorgeous woman that has ever graced this earth and when in her presence your feet will never touch the ground.
Her pure beauty and essence comes from the inside but resonates outward. You will be awestruck when you feel the amazing aura that she has all around her.
She has the brightest smile that will make your heart beat faster every time you look in her direction. When she giggles, your heart will turn to mush and you will feel the magnetic draw pull you in. And once a Shaybird draws you in, you will never be the same.
The best part of a Shaybird is when she opens up and she showers you with her bubbles. The love she offers will be the most magical and powerful sensation you will ever experience.
The best drug you could ever have is the love that a Shaybird provides.
She is your twin soul, your absolute soul mate... and she will make you feel free like a bird. Her love enables you to soar to places that you have never been to or even knew existed. She will bring you such happiness, inner joy and strength and make you feel as though you are a king or a god. Yet she will also make you feel as light as a feather, giving you the sense that you are able to fly so high above the earth. She is the most stunningly gorgeous woman that has ever graced this earth and when in her presence your feet will never touch the ground.
Her pure beauty and essence comes from the inside but resonates outward. You will be awestruck when you feel the amazing aura that she has all around her.
She has the brightest smile that will make your heart beat faster every time you look in her direction. When she giggles, your heart will turn to mush and you will feel the magnetic draw pull you in. And once a Shaybird draws you in, you will never be the same.
The best part of a Shaybird is when she opens up and she showers you with her bubbles. The love she offers will be the most magical and powerful sensation you will ever experience.
The best drug you could ever have is the love that a Shaybird provides.
I never knew love could be like this, it's so damn incredible!
When i see my Shaybird and feel what we have together, it just brings me to tears. She is my best and closest friend. She is my one and only. She is my soulmate and the one i will be with for the rest of my life.
She is my Shaybird and i love her to pieces!
When i see my Shaybird and feel what we have together, it just brings me to tears. She is my best and closest friend. She is my one and only. She is my soulmate and the one i will be with for the rest of my life.
She is my Shaybird and i love her to pieces!
shitbird
From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass
"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"
"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"
"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"
"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."
"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."
"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."
"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."
shitbird by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005
dirty shitbird
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