When one farts and a little shit comes out.
We gota go, dude.
It's an emergency!
I sharted, dude.
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
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a portmanteau of shit and fart, and refers to a fart that results in the soiling of ones pants/underwear
Dang! I did it again. I sharted in my pants
To produce a fart that has a small mixture of shit. Usually not done on purpose but can result in a very dirty underwear!
I had to fart really bad, so I tried to let it out quietly but to my dismay I sharted, so my pants got shit in them!
The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.
Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"
Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."
When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.
After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.
A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.
"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.
A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.
Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.
An explosion like bowel movement. When one shits and farts at the same time. Can become huge problem if done on accident. If done on toilet, shit explodes and splashes water all over your ass.
The second I sat on the crapper, shit exploded out of me like a nuclear bomb. That was the biggest shart ever!