Sharked 

-v. (past tense)

To get your underwear pulled down in public by a stranger.

Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.

Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.

Sharked by PalePumpkinHead March 31, 2008

Left Sharked 

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.

That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.

Left Sharked by broneeho February 4, 2015

lazer sharked 

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

lazer sharked by Jaynik July 11, 2007

Sharked it

A phrase you use when someone ruins the joke after trying to add onto it

Person 1: *says joke*
Person 2: *tries to add onto the joke and kills it*
Person 3: You sharked it you bicundevul

Sharked it by Shistaïnmaster August 28, 2020

Sharked 

A term used to describe when a male has successfully pulled your girlfriend/girl you have your eye on or girl you have already been chatting up. Can often result in small scale dancefloor fights between friends or strangers.

Dan, you have just been sharked by will, big time.

Sharked by The Finster chief June 9, 2007

slut sharked 

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

slut sharked by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

Sharked 

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

Sharked by BeEazzzy July 12, 2009