shardening

The act of grooming the carpet for lost meth or shards.

I caught my homeboy shardening his carpet he was hurting that bad.

by felon481 February 5, 2010

sharden

The art of making people feel shitty.

You sharden my family.

by tina4 November 25, 2013

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018