A basketball player in the NBA who relies on his fat breasts and stomach to plow his way to the basket to score points. An unskilled brute of a man, who has sub-human intelligence, and in nearly 20 years of being in the public eye, has yet to string 5 words together in a sentence properly. He is known off the court for making juvenile films that are directed at children but appeal to no one, and rapping incoherently over wack
beats. Also known as being the worst free throw shooter in the history of the NBA. He refers to himself as MDE-most dominant ever, despite being carried throughout his career by Penny Hardaway
, Kobe Bryant
, and Dwayne Wade
"Shaq hungry, Shaq need Nestle Crunch. Shaq just big kid. I still pee pants and scare of dark."
Do you want me to shoot it, do you want me to pass it, do you want me to slam???
to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
(n) large black man who throws it down nasty
Give SHAQ the ball in the paint and you cant lose
He is the man who can dunk over any man.
Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
1)noun; A "big boned person" who sweats profusely, even during little to no activity.
2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity
As in "to shaq it up"
1) John had to rest after combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.
2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the basketball game. I was really shaqing it up
1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA
who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant
who allegedly called Shaq
fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys.
Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!
Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!
Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!
One of the most dominate forces ever to play the NBA. Currrently plays with the mighty Phoenix Suns. Talk about him being shit with his 4 rings on and the fact he carried Miami and LA to 1 and 3 championships. (Miami did shit before he came along and BOOM chamionship)
Man Shaq dominated the paint today!
I dare you to say shaq shit to his 7"2 325lbs body.
What you reply with if you can't come up with a favorite sports player in Spanish.
Person/Instructor/etc: Quién es tu jugador de deportes favorito? Por qué?
Response: Mi jugador favorito es Shaq porque es alto y muy rapido.