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snapshoteye 

someone who thinks he's still a teenager, he isn't.
snapshoteye looks and probably smells like disgusting out of date ham, also likes underage girls.

Detroit Slapshot

Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."
Detroit Slapshot by Jarjo March 19, 2008

Slapshots 

A drinking game. Comprised of a set of people standing in a circle. One person at a time takes a shot of alcohol, and is immediately slapped in the face as hard as possible by the person to their left.

The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.
"Dude, Lindsay got slapped so hard by Malcolm last night playing Slapshots."
Slapshots by davegoldblatt3000 January 27, 2009

Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.
Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.

Snapshot Wank 

The use of the snapshot function on Skype to take pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend for masturbation material
Ali-Have you and your bird just been having Skype sex?
Glen-Nope she's busy so I had a snapshot wank instead
Ali-Fair play mate
Snapshot Wank by Merryman69 March 23, 2011

slapshotty 

Some fag who cream pies and sucks dick
Fucking slapshotty