Shadooed

When you get shamoosed it can mean plenty things. You may be getting piss drunk, fail an exam, shit your pants, or plain just have a bad day.

Kyle got Shadooed by that new RC cola he drank

Shadooed by Cheech Modene July 21, 2021

Shampooed 

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

Shampooed by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009

skadoofed 

The state of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point of borderline unconsciousness.

Stew: Are you okay?
Matt: I’m fucking skadoofed

skadoofed by Armored March 14, 2020

Shmoofed 

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

Shmoofed by McNigger June 20, 2019

Shmoofed 

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

Shmoofed by Leroylogs July 1, 2016

spoofed 

when you rub your genitalia with your hands, then touch sombodies face. (preferably in the mouth region.)

Bro, i spoofed Tim sooo bad today.. he straight Shat!

spoofed by omg_123 March 8, 2007

Shampooed 

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

Shampooed by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011