Sharoned

Burned the crap out of
This comes from the famous “Thanks Marie Calenders” post on Facebook in which Sharon Weiss burned a pumpkin pie and posted it on Marie Callender’s Facebook page

Damn, bro. You sharoned that pizza.

What happened to that pumpkin pie? It’s totally sharoned.

Sharoned by jordan_gee December 6, 2021

Shannoned 

To shower someone with affection.

Wow, that chick at the party sure shannoned me!

Shannoned by Secret Developer August 23, 2012

Shannoned 

Being told no to something you have asked for, even if there is no good excuse.

Also, having been told no about an ideal to later see your idea be used by someone else.

Did you ask them about your idea?
I did and then I was shannoned

Shannoned by Icanntspell May 29, 2019

Sharoned

To be waylaid by a coworker who loves to talk and doesn't realize 1. that you're too busy to stop to chat, 2. doesn't pick up on subtle hints that the conversation should come to a close, and 3. you're too polite abruptly end the conversation. If the feeling you had inside could be heard, it would make the same sound as Ozzy Osbourne yelling his wife's name "Sharon" loudly.

I was on my way back to my office when I got Sharoned.

Sharoned by southern-loudmouth May 21, 2011

Shannoned 

To be denied a request for no reason
To have your idea be used after being reject by someone in charge

Did you ask about your idea?
Yes but it looks like I was shannoned

Shannoned by Icanntspell May 29, 2019