shank

To have a shit and a wank at the same time

mmmm I just had an amazing shank!! Multitasking is great.

by Gaylorrrrr May 5, 2011

Shank

It’s when you stab someone hard with a piece of broken glass or wood

by Cheeto bot 123 November 27, 2019

a pirate captain in the anime one piece also known as red hair shanks he is usually seen wearing a straw hat

by gomu gomu dickhead November 9, 2009

To stab someone quickly and repeatedly in the side or lower back, usually with a shiv or, occasionally, a spork.

Dude, I totally just got shanked by that guy.
Your kidneys are bleeding. Did someone shank you?
It is impossible to shank The Unshankable Man.

by Heretic666 June 23, 2005

This is what amazing people say rather than saying "thanks."

Marko: Your a genious, bffl!
Me: Shanks!

by Bffl8 December 12, 2009

The 3rd person derivative of shanking.
The act of stabbing someone with a crude, knife-like weapon.

C: *shanks*
J: *bleeds out on your carpet* HAH.
C: -_-""

by tooloftheday September 22, 2008

To stab someone in Gears of War 3 with your Retro Lancer

Hey cover me guys, I'm gonna go shank someone for a stylish kill!

by Shiny Zebra September 28, 2011