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The act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the rectum, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a penis. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result. Last time I was givin' it to Sook Yin Lee in the ass she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! I'm not going back to china.
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by chuck rogers May 13, 2008 share this add a video |
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Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed. Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"
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a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2 Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!
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a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her. Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".
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by See Shang Shong Jun 2, 2011 share this add a video |
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An explosive device. A booby trap. A package bomb. A hand-tossed grenade. Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.
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by The Twentieth Man Apr 10, 2011 share this add a video |
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To find Al Gore in your toilet. I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.
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by Friday13 Jul 18, 2010 share this add a video |
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to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor. Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?
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by T3n5oR Aug 20, 2008 share this add a video |
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