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Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

50 shades of nay 

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.
“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.

Shane Madej 

Ghost hunter in denial, loyal bridge owner, but also the top dog when it comes to Rats. Like, actual rats. This may be used as a praise, verb, prayer, anything. The Rat God has many forms.
Shane Madej, as I stand before your immense righteousness, I tremble. My very hands twitch with each of your Godly movements. I devote my life to you, O mighty Shane Madej.

Shane Madej 

A cool dude who doesn’t believe in ghosts. He looks sexy in a rat kinda way.
“Oh yeah, Shane Madej? He’s a cool guy.”
Shane Madej by bigdemoneyes February 12, 2019

lame shane 

Any loss of erection or libido due to back pain.
Everything was going smooth until I lame Shaned this chick. She won't call me back...
lame shane by BabyChoker July 13, 2017

50 shades of brown 

Rusty acts of bdsm
That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.
50 shades of brown by sbp1029 November 5, 2013