The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!
I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!
by Incompetent December 10, 2020
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A class dnb lover who’s always tall, blue eyes, ginger hairy legs and is a bit shit at golf
Ah he missed the the hole he’s a propper Shane
by Dnb7724 November 3, 2020
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She is a pro Valorant player with an intensely high amount of skill. She can be your friend or your duo. Shane can also be a term for when a person gets an ace in Valorant
Eg. WOAH ANDREI JUST HIT A SHANE!
by this is a cool thing September 7, 2022
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The male version/equivalent of the insult that refers to someone as a Karen. A name that's sometimes equated with the word shame and acting shamefully towards others.
He's such a Shane. A Shane to all. Whatever you say "Shane".
by Anyoldthang April 15, 2022
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Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?
Hey Shane is it true you and Jasmine are talking?
by -Owen stibor May 14, 2022
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An extremely kind boy, often average height with hazel eyes. If you ever meet a Shane, he'll be the nicest person you ever meet. Shane often has no self-worth, putting others before himself. Despite all his kindness, making a Shane mad is the most terrifying experience you'll have, as their anger will be unmatched. Shane often shows anyone and everything kindness, even over the smallest things, and will go to great lengths to make sure those he cares about are okay.
"OMG, Shane is SOO NICE!"
"I know, i just talked to him earlier!"
by Somerandogirl432 July 25, 2021
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"He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"
- Joshua 10:13
"Shane; He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"
by Somerandogirl432 September 11, 2021
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