cancer of the penile shaft.
guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
by swinemoat November 01, 2008
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