Shamonie 

Shamonie is usually a name that refers to a female who might turn into a tigress when C2H5OH is added to her. Generally seen with lacy bras and known to attract swedish men (greater than or equal to 5) Shes also known to be a buddy.

Oh my gawd! Hes messing with a 'Shamonie'!! Does he not care for his life?

Shamonie by coolio98765432 March 24, 2009

[Shmayonaise] 

The thick creamy substance that explodes out of the head of the male organ, also called the penis, and into the mouth of another human species. It has the flavor of the great sandwich filling "mayonaise" or "Miracle Whip" which ever is prefered.

1. I could use some of that shmayonaise in my mouth or on my sandwich.

2. I would like a McChicken with lettuce, tomato, and Shmayonaise

[Shmayonaise] by the omniscient 1 October 30, 2008

shameonaise 

Ejaculated semen after solo masturbation. Named after the feelings of guilt and despair at current situation associated with the period occuring immediately after secretion.

FROM A DIARY:

As I scooped the shameonaise out of my belly button, I realised that the twenty four years of my life have been nothing but failure after abject failure.

shameonaise by MichaelUKStaffs December 7, 2007

moist shamoise 

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

moist shamoise by Zach June 21, 2003

sayonaise 

A mix of sayori from doki doki literature club and mayonaise aka the most disgusting thing ever. it makes you feel absolutely mentally terrible because it makes you feel how sayori felt in ddlc when you called her your dearest friend.

1: hey do you want some sayonaise
2: whats that

1: its like mayonaise that makes you really depressed
2: huh

sayonaise by nat the fruitiest October 25, 2022