Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Sameerism 

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

Sameerism by JonnyJay September 25, 2006

shameria 

shameria is an nice girl funny makes lots of friends and real and mess with her bestfriends you have to go through her

i just want to be shameria

shameria by shameria November 16, 2017

shamarrie 

Shamarrie's are amazing. they don't give two fucks if u don't like them. They are Crazy, intelligent, smart, and beautiful. You will be the luckiest person if you find a shamarrie. She keeps her circle small.

I am so lucky to have a shamarrie

shamarrie by Little golden toes June 18, 2017

shameer 

The whitest ladies man you'll ever meet. A good friend and cool to hang out with. Probably brighter than your future

Damn....when I grow up I want to be like Shameer.

It's getting dark, we better get Shameer

shameer by IHMIAN January 2, 2017

Shameera 

Bright, open, intelligent, sincere, attractive, kind-hearted. May elicit jealousy from individuals that are close-minded or dimmer-spirited. Well-groomed and health-conscious. Better associated with higher society in intellect, but with an equal openness and sense of culture. Youthful and optimistic.

That's Shameera for you.

Shameera by ZFunnyGirl February 6, 2010

Sameerism 

An extreme exaggeration.

Hugh: "Hey Jeff, how was last night?"
Jeff: "Ahh man, it was amazing. I met the most incredible girl. Honestly she's the girl of my dreams."
Hugh (shaking his head): "Such a sameerism"

Sameerism by Coffee Kevin January 4, 2017